...As negative as I am sometimes...

I can be an ASSHOLE of the grandest kind 

I can withhold like it's going out of style

I can be the MOODIEST baby and you've never met anyone 

Who is as NEGATIVE as I am sometimes

I am the WISEST woman you've ever met. 

I am the KINDEST SOUL with whom you've connected. 

I have the BRAVEST HEART that you've ever seen and you've never met anyone 

Who's as POSITIVE as I am sometimes.

 

I blame everyone else, not my own partaking 

MY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVENESS CAN BE DEVASTATING

I'm terrified and mistrusting and you've never met anyone 

as CLOSED DOWN  as I am sometimes.

I'm the FUNNIEST woman that you've ever known 

I'm the DULLEST woman that you've ever known 

I'm the most GORGEOUS woman that you've ever known and you've never met anyone 

Who is as EVERYTHING as I am sometimes. 

"Everything" written by Alanis Morissette...goodnight...

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